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August 29 2017

ravehclaw:

band: sings about being in love
me: can’t relate
florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren
me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too

dateagirlwhosweird:

date a girl who has greenish-grey skin. date a girl whose lipstick transforms into a chainsaw. date a girl who has fangs and glows. date a girl who drinks blood. date a girl with assymetrical horns. date a girl who has killed the same man multiple times and can’t seem to keep him down

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August 28 2017

bansheeandclyde:

Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

kitfistovevo:

1man2hands:

kitfistovevo:

I can’t sing along to Mr. Sandman without singing “man me a sand” and I hate this website

this implies that you listen to mr. sandman at any point outside of memes

It’s an absolute banger of a song, don’t hate

badaam-buffness:

gettysburgaddress:

inoue-takehiko:

evilscum:

deenoverdami:

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

his name is Ibn Khaldun

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation that’s still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnas’ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls don’t erase our scientific history

I reblog this post every time I see it

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gay-leon:

“Shrimp! Heaven! Now!” -Daniel, philosopher

just say those three words and im yours

fwhats:

shrimp heaven now

lucioballin:

God tier McElroy goofs

- can you curse a real sword?
- AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON
- I will take a hammer and FIX the baby
- beanfreak
- roachy
- I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!
- worcestersher
- what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO
- ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’
- teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun
- SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
- the clownbox
- I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE
- Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong
- You know ;)
- HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU
- when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild
- The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage

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spiritpotato:

no but seriously, we can’t keep doing this.

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klunkcleansedmybodyandsoul:

is this how u meme?

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garbagecat:

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

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kaprosuchus:

ok I’m officially taking yall to court for constantly describing chirrut as skinny/scrawny/frail when donnie yen is stacked like two brick walls and could probably bench press everybody else on the rogue one cast simultaneously

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verquo:

> DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN

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